I don't want to be pretentious, but I scored 34 goals for Juventus in the 1995-96 season and then 31 the next season with Middlesbrough. Nowadays, I'd score 60 goals a season, 50 for sure.
I scored a hat-trick in my first game at the Riverside against Liverpool. I felt invincible. I was the king! My name was on every newspaper. Every player who saw me would copy my celebration and put their shirt over their head.